famous last words "i dont vomit when drinking"








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sugashane:

sagansense:

After ALLLL we know about the government and the NSA/CIA/FBI stealing info from phones, WHY IN THE NAME OF THE GODS WOULD I GIVE THEM MY FINGERPRINT?!?!?!?!

>giving your fingerprint to a device which is essentially territory of your service provider and knows all your interests, locations, activities, and personal data

the fuck are they going to do with a finger print, they already know if you’re looking up lolicon.

Give it to police authorities, most likely.

*clicks iPhone* 

*iPhone scans fingerprint* 

"yo man I smoked weed, drank a fifth and drove drunk last night" 

*hits send*

*clicks iPhone*

*iPhone scans fingerprint*

Not only did you just send a written confession to the DEA/FBI/Local Police, you also literally signed it with your god damn finger print. 

Well, I USED to love the iphone.

you know there’s PROBABLY a way of disabling that right?

How do you know it doesn’t read your thumb print even if you turn it off? Can it be turned on remotely by the gov? 

Hahah thank god I already hate the fucking iphone anyways.

*casually points out that if you watch the whole video and actually listen there’s a specific way it is stored and how it is only stored to that device and oh wait, not everything is a government conspiracy*

who the fuck would admit to drink driving on a social media anyway for fucks sake






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