look at how happy this shit looks while he’s talking about a double homicide
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
Heaven and Hell, two warring realms that clash in everything else, in beliefs and principles, in methods and goals, both agree on one thing.
Make a guess.
”You know what? When angels and demons agree on something, call me nuts, I pay attention.” - Sam Winchester
There will be a day when I do not reblog this, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY